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[PeppyPatti]

Huh I love a joke ---- tried to find ??? @Sparky79 

@Sparky79 @Oaktree @Glisten @ENKELI 

[Sparky79]

@PeppyPatti Lmao life can be a bit of a joke at times. so here's some dad jokes.

Why do people take extra socks when golfing? They might get a hole in one.

What do you say to boiled water? You’ll be mist.  

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I sure do. 

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was the best in his field. 

What instrument can you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. 

Why did the melons have a wedding? Because they cantaloupe. 

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing because they fast. 

Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air.  

Why did the photograph go to prison? It was framed

What’s the best thing about moving to Switzerland? The flag is a big plus!

[PeppyPatti]

My friendship ring just fell off my ring today. 

Thats lots o money ..   

Bugga. I'll start saving to buy another. 

@ENKELI if I was you I'de race race to @Glisten  place...       You could have hot chocolate and marshmallows ?!

If I pay $2500 to see a psychic do you think he/she could find it ?

@Sparky79 @Oaktree @Glisten @Bunni @TAB @ENKELI @Glisten @Bunniekins @StuF 

@Alittleorange 

[PeppyPatti]

Love these jokes. I'm telling someone your jokes and he's at least smiling 😁

[MissinTooth]

@PeppyPatti I'm still learning how to relax. I used to be really terrible at it, now I'm just terrible. 

I get so restless, and fidgety and my awareness and guilt over how many jobs I have to do, but I'm not doing kicks in. 

So, no, it's not been an easy journey so far, and it's still on going. 

[PeppyPatti]

Yeah I think I relate @MissinTooth 

@Oaktree @MissinTooth @Sparky79 @Glisten @ENKELI 

All together - IV had 40 years of psychotherapy  and youde think ide have excersises of relaxing ........

No no no 

But this has helped me ---

https://youtu.be/DW0G5u1uziM?si=LD3zt6k7MnD4_Lsp

---- also - weird I know but I think I'm in 

Hyerper viligance and say it a lot. And try and listen to James Doty's audible called Mind Magic. 

Do you think you' lle like just to give it a go ? No one will know if you don't want to try it.....

[Cuddlebear]

@PeppyPatti  How are you going gorgeous? I’ve been offline cause first my device broke and had to get repaired and then had big moving day on Monday and more moving yesterday. 

What’s news in your world? 

[PeppyPatti]

@Cuddlebear @Oaktree @MissinTooth @Sparky79 @Glisten 

It's tough it's tough 

How does people get energy ? 

 @Cuddlebear  I feel so grateful iv got public housing. 

My therapist has come back to work for me but she's a bit battered up. 

There's a lady who lives here. She and I went to a cafe for a cuppa this morning. 

@ENKELI @Dimity 

[ENKELI]

@Glisten, the roof will be repaired soon. There's a story behind it that I'd love to share with you and my trusted friends, but it's risky to share in an open forum. Not in a cops gonna get me way but a former friend has tentacles everywhere way.

Mr Murdermittens turned 12 today. He took it all in his stride and was no more demanding than usual. I don't think cats appreciate birthdays the way we do.

I'm going to Funnings on Saturday- I will be there a while trying to determine what colour lilies to get. I want them all.

Then I will need to get a series of pots to plant them in. Or should I get a couple of huge pots and have several varieties in each pot?

@AlwaysMyself did I ask what colour you preferred?

[AlwaysMyself]

Happy birthday to MM! Ear-scratches from me to him. 😋 @ENKELI 

My favourite colour is purple, but ive never seen true lillies in purple. I love the dark crimson ones, and I saw some photos of dark black-like ones which are really cool looking but not seen in shops. But really I like any colour of lily. 😊 

What is your favourite colour lily?

As for pots... you can put multiple bulbs into one pot - but dont put them too close. I found that the bulbs will multiply, and every few years I would separate them out so they didnt get too crowded in one pot. 1 bulb = 1 stem. So it also depends what you like the look of in a pot?